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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Still no good

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

No way

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts