What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:56

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Still no good
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Unacceptable again!
—
Then came..
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?
No way
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts